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Also on the subject of the New Yorker, some of its writers are keeping separate archives of their work online, including Malcolm Gladwell, Michael Specter, Peter Maass, and Rebecca Mead (eternally to be known in these parts as Rebecca "You've Got Blog" Mead). Away from The New Yorker, Cathy Young has an archive of her newspaper columns, encased in a peculiar site that brings the neologism "self-stalker" unbidden to mind. I wish she'd leave the punditry aside and again write something as personal as Growing Up In Moscow.
And don't forget to follow her link to French Street Calligraphy (top page here).
For girls, at least, adolescence is a time when people let you know about all the new problems with your body, in case you might have missed them, while not necessarily licensing you to use the full range of available solutions to these problems. Eventually you license yourself to use them, and discover that in fact they are lousy solutions and why on earth haven't engineers come up with better ones? It's just astonishing to me that we can take pictures of Mars while still having developed nothing better than today's razors, tampons, birth control, and foundation garments. Priorities, people!
In the foreign students group, we used to have a Spanish girl who talked endlessly about leg and body waxing, which she did herself at home and had down to a fine art. She talked about it particularly in sauna and at barbecues afterwards, and while there was an element of come-on to the latter ("boys, my legs are so smooth...") and possibly also an element of trichotillimania, there was also a sincere wish to advertise an engineering solution that she felt should be more widely known. After nearly cutting my Achilles tendon for the 5,000th time, I decided to try her method. I got some wax and puzzled through the directions in Finnish and Swedish. One should remove the lid from the plastic container and immerse it in a pan of boiling water until the contents melted, taking care not to get any water into the container. Then one should take the wax into the bathroom and apply it to the legs with a wooden spatula (included), after which the muslin strips should be laid over it.
There was just one hole in the instructions: They did not tell you how long the strips should be left on in order to give the wax a chance to cool and stick before it was peeled off, taking the hair with it. My Spanish neighbor was not available for consultation because she'd already gone back to Spain. I decided 45 minutes should be good and settled down with a book. Of course I fell asleep and woke up the next morning with my legs still wrapped in bandages like a war victim, and the sheets slightly sticky from the wax around the edges.
Because the product was called "wax," I thought it would need to cool to room temperature (in place) to achieve stickiness, like candle wax. In fact, depilation wax is mostly sugar, and is therefore sticky at all temperatures and stickier when warm. You can rip each strip off immediately, and use it again on the next bit. Being an overeducated literalist, I had to go to the Web to figure this out, when I could have just read the ingredients or observed how the stuff acted. Benjamin Whorf would have loved me (see also here for the exact example I had in mind - search for his name). And don't get me started on my history with ski wax.
Also, I believe comments should be working now, thanks to YACCS and to Prol for noting that they were taking new users again. This means you can, for instance, try to guess who said what in the entry for two days ago. Among other parlor games.
I might add that at the moment I'm not being a very good teacher; I owe half a dozen students comments on their proseminar papers and that's what I'm going to go back to doing, RIGHT NOW.
Also, remember when I complained that all the Survivor shows were set in the tropics and none on glaciers? There's one in Finland now - in the temperate season, but it's a start. They have a genuine shaman dressed up in moose horns and furs at their bonfire.
January 2002, February 2002, March 2002
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